February 2011
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ysabellagarcia:
Kid looks at his moms drivers license* Kid:Mom, I know why dad left you.. Mom: why? Kid: You got an F in sex.
HAHAHA
January 2011
Anonymous asked: i love your background! hella legit. (:
When people make fun of my laugh
zeeuh:
no one asked you.
Watchivydeniceyu:
deniseanne9:
SOOOOO CUTE.
awh :’) i want this
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
i’m usually like
Some things are only okay when you're with your...
causemanderzsaidso:
antonettepaviera:
a friend would just look at you and be awkward.
But best friend’s would join you and go all out.
lol..this is still going around bahaah.
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
I hate it when you can't read someone's...
rojeansibug:
and you’re all like;
Randomly in class,
happyhayley:
doyoubelieveinlovee:
i’ll look to my friend like
and she’ll be all like
and then we’ll just both go
Story of my life.
Some people might as well change their blog name...
xamynguyen:
WatchHah, Skiers -_-
Board Or Die!
Can’t wait until the big snow trip this weekend! Hope to see some brethren there! (:
when i want to laugh
i go to my sister’s facebook and look at all of her statuses XD HILAAAARRRIOUSS XD
The only reason why i hate the rest of the seasons...
Simple. School happens during the rest of the seasons. -_-
Watchstfusuzanne:
yeahhightopjordan:
Fresh Prince - Glass beatbox - rap prayer
Oh heck yeah.
i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
-counting-stars-:
mt-padalecki:
fightthafairies:
teacher: did i give up any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
When your mom makes your favorite meal.
People who tell jokes about other people but get...
Ehhh get outta heree with that issh.
When someone does something i dont like.
i just wanna do this.
